Lesson 1: When trying to smash an iris borer with a rock you don’t have to use much force.
Lesson 2: When you use too much force smashing an iris borer, its guts squirt out everywhere.
Lesson 3: Iris borer guts are disgusting.
Lesson 4: Iris borer guts up and down the back of your calves are mucho disgusting.
Lesson 5: Iris borer guts attract bees and wasps.
I’d tell you more lessons, but I’ll be in the shower for a while.
(C) Laura Hedgecock 2009